November 2011
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Remember having Flip Phone Swag?
avi0o0olaa:
haha, Omg
That awkward moment when you're trying to text...
omfgsomepersonactually:
And you’re like…
CAN I HELP YOU?
When adults complain about our generation
I’m here like hold the fuck up…
who raised OUR generation? YOUR generation did, so…
The More I Try The More I Get Pushed Away.. The...
What ever happened to "dates"?
dopesh0w:
All everyone talks about now is fucking. Oh you’re sexy I wanna plow you. What about, “you are beautiful, let me take you out sometime?” I am tired of everyone wanting to just bust a nut. Romance is amazing. Keep it classy people, ask for dates instead of sex.
When a girl leaves, you don't let her walk away.
You run after her and pour your heart out on the pavement. You have to tell her all the reasons you love her, and you gotta mean every word of it. You better kiss her like you’ve never kissed her before and hold her in your arms like you’re protecting the world, because she is your world. Fight for her. Don’t let her go. Because once she walks out on you, there will be nothing more you can do....
If someone really wanted to be with you,
ms-faggot:
they’d make an effort to do so. They wouldn’t make you feel like you’re competing with other people. They wouldn’t make the relationship feel one sided. They wouldn’t flirt with other people. They wouldn’t change their personality towards you depending on who they’re around. They’d simply make you feel as if you were theirs.
